Resolutions? You’ve got to be kidding!

Yesterday I encouraged you to make a resolution for the New Year. Today I want to share some not so serious resolutions I found on the Internet. If you’re like me, you can probably even think of some people you know who should make some of these.

  1. Start washing my hands after I use the restroom.
  2. Stop drinking orange juice after I brush my teeth.
  3. Stop licking frozen flagpoles.
  4. Spend less than $1825 for coffee at Starbucks.
  5. Watch more cute and cuddly kitten videos on You Tube.
  6. Start using Facebook for something other than Farmville.
  7. Avoid fingertip soreness by learning to play “Rock Band” instead of a real guitar.
  8. Stop buttering my doughnuts.
  9. Eat more fruit…roll ups.
  10. 10. Quit walking off with people’s pens.

Add your own to the list. I’m sure you’ve heard some good ones!

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